June 2012
13 posts
“Sitcom and film storylines revolve around people my age looking for love,...”
– Jon Richardson, It’s Not Me, It’s You. (via andyxcandy)
Tonight on Game of Thrones (2.10)
audreychristina:
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF FOR 10 MONTHS.
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DO YOU GET IT? THE FIRST SEASON ENDED WITH FIRE,...
Also shrieking.
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I'm sick of worrying about it.
Let’s just get the House of the Undying over with and I’ll try not to have a fit over every little deviation from the book.
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“From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...”
– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women
That last line is right on the money.
(via thingsthatscareme)
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“I think it’s great for two people to be together. That is a good number. I...”
– Henry Rollins, Smile, You’re Traveling (via quoilecanard)
May 2012
130 posts
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“He could no longer tell the difference between waking and sleeping. The memory...”
– George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
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Ten Sad Facts about Stannis Baratheon
stannisneedsahug:
stannis baratheon spent his life trying to be more noble than his gross brother and his reward was jon arryn trying to send the repulsive sweetrobin to dragonstone to foster
one time stannis baratheon went to a whorehouse to see robert’s baby and was like ‘oh this bastard child is so cute and not covered in grey rotting facial scales like my baby was’
literally the best thing...
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“Best known for playing human eye roll April Ludgate on NBC’s Parks and...”
– LA Weekly, on Aubrey Plaza. (via wenbys)
Only pretending not to care is cool, something a lot of people would to well to remember.
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NEXT STOP: QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS: Manhattanhenge... →
mysmilesarifle:
Manhattanhenge times for 2012.
Arrive a half-hour earlier than the times given below.
Mock-up of the half sun on the grid during Manhattanhenge.
Half Sun on the grid:
Tuesday, May 29 — 8:17 P.M. EDT
Thursday, July 12 — 8:25 P.M. EDT
Mock-up of the full sun on the…
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shadowbabies:
now they spend all the money on blackwater i bet the house of the undying looks like this
he bought you dinner, you do owe him sex
jsohcable:
otherwise why did you go on the date? he didn’t do it to spend time with you, you’re a shrill dullard. he doesn’t give a shit about your AA hire career, he actually earned his position. he went on the date because he wants sex. you went on the date because you’re a conceited gold digger.
the revolution is coming ladies, fewer and fewer men are putting up with your intolerable...
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BRB, wiping my brains off the ceiling.
Blackwater.
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“I only hope that when the Generation Xers are finally running things,...”
– George Carlin, Brain Droppings
(This was written in 1997)
Watchmysmilesarifle:
smitty-kitty:
I just need to post this everywhere.
OH MY GOD.
OH GOD.