I will carry all the weights tonight

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

It makes me cringe every time the writers of Parks and Recreation demonstrate that they just barely watch Game of Thrones.

mysmilesarifle:

i have the best boyfriend aroundMade birthday breakfast for my kingpin girlfriend.

mysmilesarifle:

i have the best boyfriend around

Made birthday breakfast for my kingpin girlfriend.
If I’m ever sent to prison for whatever reason, I’m getting this tattooed across my chest and adding a new layer of depth to it.

If I’m ever sent to prison for whatever reason, I’m getting this tattooed across my chest and adding a new layer of depth to it.

pkpow:

Best, ah, cosplay uh, uh award.

pkpow:

Best, ah, cosplay uh, uh award.

arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, “Oh, Melanie” when he was making love to Gangy.
Pier Pressure - 1x10
submission from wetgrassbelowblueblackabove

arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, “Oh, Melanie” when he was making love to Gangy.

Pier Pressure - 1x10

submission from wetgrassbelowblueblackabove